Some say that when he breaks wind it sounds exactly like an Aston Martin V12 Vantage and that he sleeps in a bath of engine oil. All we know is he's called the Stig. (Gaz F)

Some say he puts kangaroos in his toaster, and that he fills up his car with cash. All we know is, he's called the Stig! (george19961 - slightly modified)

Some say he can bring his hand to an orgasm. All we know is, he is called the Stig! (Sciamano)

Some say one of his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady and that I haven't done one of these for some time and I've forgotten to make up a second thing. All we know is, he's called the Stig! (Richard Hammond)

Some say that one of his eyes is a testis and that he was turned down for I'm a Celebrity... because people have heard of him. all we know is, he's called the Stig! (Jeremy Clarkson)

Some say that he invented November and that if he'd won the world championship in Brazil last weekend, there might have been one photograph of him without his father gurning in the back of shot. All we know is, he's called the Stig! (Jeremy Clarkson)

Some say that he sleeps inside out and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine. All we know is, he's called the Stig! (Jeremy Clarkson)