Let's introduce The Stig

This blog is dedicated to all the fans of Top Gear's tame racing driver, The Stig.
Here we collect the most hilarious and original "Some say..." introductions to the Stig.
Please comment on latest post to submit yours, and be original! (No obscenity, please)
The best ones will be published on this blog.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Some say he puts kangaroos in his toaster, and that he fills up his car with cash. All we know is, he's called the Stig! (george19961 - slightly modified)
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  1. Himoshen March 7, 2010 at 3:27 AM

    Some say he climbs into the pouches of Kangaroo's to hide from global warming, and that he was the fifth beetle.....

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  2. UnknownMarch 10, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    Some say that if he was a police officer and a child was abducted he would actually do something about it..... All we know is hes called the stig

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  3. Gaz FMay 5, 2010 at 9:50 AM

    Some say he has to polish his helmet twice a day and if he'd got into a car with a microphone attached, he would have remembered....All we know is he's called the stig.

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  4. Gaz FMay 5, 2010 at 10:14 AM

    Some say that when he breaks wind it sounds exactly like an Aston Martin V12 Vantage and he sleeps in a bath of engine oil, all we know is he's called the stig.

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  5. UnknownMay 6, 2010 at 9:38 AM

    Some say that his realname is gordon black and that he has 8 cars for every day of the week well thats what the stig thinks all we know he's called the stig.

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  6. smileyboyzAugust 11, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    Some say that he taught batman & robin to drive the batmobile, and in return they are teaching him to fight super villians. All we know is, he's called the STIG.

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  7. smileyboyzAugust 11, 2010 at 3:36 PM

    Some say that he would like to be as famous as Santa Klaus, but he can't stand babies & kids & doesn't like wrapping presents. All we know he's called the STig.

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  8. Sean Connery Lookalike. comSeptember 8, 2010 at 1:53 AM

    Shome shay that he ish Bond, Jamesh Bond and Nobody Doesh it Better! All we know is, he's called the Stig!

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  9. John MooreAugust 3, 2011 at 5:26 AM

    Some say that he ate the Old Lady that Swallowed the Fly, and that after work he likes to sit down to a nice cup of steaming hot oil. All we know is he's called the Stig!

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  10. John MooreAugust 3, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    Some say that someone told him to shut his mouth, so he sewed it it shut. And that he sleeps on a water bed filled with sulfuric acid. All we know is, He is called The Stig!

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